Post by bigblockcowboy on Feb 5, 2006 19:18:21 GMT -8
One day a young gunslinger decides he has to be the fastest gun around. He walks into the saloon and sees an old guy at the bar who used to be known for being fast. So the guy walks up and asks the the old man to teach him a few tricks to get faster. The old man says to first tie the gun a little lower first. The young guy does it, whips out his pistol and shoots the bow tie off of the piano player. Totally impressed, he asks for another tip. The old man then tells him to cut the hammer loop off of his holster as it is slowing him down a lot. The gunslinger does this and proceeds draw his pistol with blinding speed and shoots the cuff links off of the piano player. Wanting to get faster yet, he asks the old guy one more time and is told to coat his gun in axle grease. The young guy asks how this will make him faster and the old guy says " It won't but that piano player is Wyatt Earp and when he shoves that gun up your ass, the grease will make it hurt less ;D
